What I find

When I’m at a party & someone asks if I’m dating anyone

Whenever I’m on the phone with my mom

When I've had too much to drink and someone offers me another shot

Lol

When I go to kill a bug but then it starts flying

Omg just kidding

The first time I lived on my own

Need…Ice…Cream…NOW!!!

When I don’t have any food left in my kitchen

Sometimes it’s just like,

When I’ve been drinking at the bar for a while, and I get up to hug my friend hello

Lololol

When I’m sleepy and someone tries to have a serious conversation with me:

What customers think I do on the register

When I only asked for their credit card and ID…