What I find
When I’m at a party & someone asks if I’m dating anyone
Whenever I’m on the phone with my mom
When I've had too much to drink and someone offers me another shot
When I go to kill a bug but then it starts flying

whatshouldwecallme:

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Omg just kidding

The first time I lived on my own
Need…Ice…Cream…NOW!!!
When I don’t have any food left in my kitchen

whatshouldwecallme:

Sometimes it’s just like, 

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When I’ve been drinking at the bar for a while, and I get up to hug my friend hello
When I’m sleepy and someone tries to have a serious conversation with me:

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What customers think I do on the register

When I only asked for their credit card and ID…

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